A man approaches another man apparently to rape him but the other man finds a pair of vice grips and attaches them to the man's crotch; an extended torture scene follows with the man tightening the grips and the other man screaming. This is mainly played out for laughs and is quite short
A man breaks into another man's house, a fight breaks out, one man tackles the other to the ground and punches him repeatedly, then they switch places and the other man punches him repeatedly.
One man is hit repeatedly with a decorated Christmas tree until he is nearly unconscious.
Two men jump on and punch another man repeatedly.
Two men shove, threaten and punch a man in the nose (we see the man with a bloody face and nose later, after he was apparently beaten some more).
Two men beat another man with a Christmas tree, the man gets away and the other men chase him, he runs into a wall head first, breaks through a window and runs, gets clotheslined in the throat and thrown to the ground, he runs through yards, gets shot at by a man with a shot gun, and runs through houses.
People chase the two men following him with pool cues, hit them with the cues and canes, and one man is trapped in a room with thugs who beat him up and throw him out a window; he crashes to the ground, gets up and runs and is hit by a car: it's a limousine, and he flips over the hood and rolls along the very long roof and crashes to the ground.
We see a man with a bloody, swollen face tied to a sleigh on a rooftop.
A man shoots up the inside of a house with a shotgun.
A dog bites a woman on the buttocks and she screams.
A man shoves another man who falls on the floor and is pinned under a mannequin.
A man slaps a woman in the face and she falls to the ground (we see her bruised cheek later).
A man spanks two young men repeatedly.
Two men grab a man and a woman and hold them as they struggle to get away (security officers hold shoplifters).
Two men shove each other and yell when they both want to dance with the same woman.
A woman hits another woman a few times when she finds her trying to seduce her husband.
A man hugs two men violently with their heads pinned under his arms.
A man with a bag wrapped around his hand (to look like a gun) holds up three men and steals one man's watch and runs; the three men begin to chase him.
A man comes toward another man and a woman threatening them with a straight razor.
Two men jump from a roof onto a car.
A group of men chase two other men and they run through alleys, over walls, through gates, over walls and hide on the roof.
Two men slap each other in the face three or four times each.
A man falls on the floor of a store pretending to be having a seizure while his companion is shoplifting.
A man shoves another man twice (he ends up falling to the ground) and a boy kicks a man in the buttocks.
A woman slaps the back of a man's head.
A woman yells at and threatens two men, and they yell back.
People yell at and speak abusively to each other throughout the movie.
A man hits a dumpster and startles two men sitting behind it.
A donut shop buzzes with flies and a man kills one on the window.
A man sits on a toilet and flatulates.
A man flatulates and it is suggested that he soiled himself.
During the opening credits a cartoon character gets shot by another cartoon character and is chased by a dog.