OPERATION PATRIOT: DEADPOOL KILLS THE FLAG-MAN

[INTRO – BLACK SCREEN]

Ambient sounds: wind, fire, screaming, sirens in the distance.

Black screen.

Deadpool (voice-over, calm):

"This isn't a love story.
It's not about redemption either.
And even though there are katanas, explosions, and penis jokes…
This ain't Marvel.
It's a damn reckoning."

The sound of a katana being unsheathed.

Deadpool (voice-over):

"Because when someone plays god…
Wrapped in a flag and a fake smile…
Sooner or later…
Someone like me shows up to cut the crap."

The screen slices open as if cut by a sword. We see a ruined city. Floating in the sky, covered in blood and wearing a psychotic grin, is Homelander.

Cut to:

[PROLOGUE – AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE]

A secret base in the middle of the desert. White walls. Cold lights. A man in a hooded suit smokes an expensive cigar like it’s 1998.

—"We want him dead."

Deadpool raises an eyebrow. He’s sitting backwards on a chair, eating cereal straight from the box.

— Deadpool: "Who's him? Thanos? Trump? My ex? I don’t go after people crazier than me… unless there’s a nice fat check involved."

The hooded man tosses a folder on the table. Deadpool opens it and sees a picture of the ultimate patriotic sociopath: Homelander.

—"You’re shitting me. The blonde guy with the laser eyes and a mom fetish?"

—"We don’t want justice. We want survival."

Deadpool goes quiet. He takes a deep breath. Looks at the camera.

— Deadpool: "Okay, fine. I took the job. Not for the money. Not to save the world. I did it because that sun-tanned

psychopath BLOCKED me on Twitter after I posted a meme saying his cape looked like a picnic tablecloth.

Nobody blocks Deadpool. Nobody."

[ACT ONE – CHAOS IN MANHATTAN]

The camera swoops through a war-torn Manhattan. Deadpool rides in on a scooter, wielding twin katanas and wearing a helmet shaped like a unicorn.

— Deadpool: "Let’s dance, Captain Nationalism."

From above, Homelander hovers. Arms crossed. Arrogant smirk.

— Homelander: "You're just another clown in a suit. I could kill you before you blink."

— Deadpool: "I’m counting on it. That way you’ll miss all the punchlines."

Battle begins.

Deadpool dodges laser beams with cartoonish flips and lands a clean katana slash across Homelander’s chest—only to see the wound heal instantly.

— Deadpool: "Oh, so we’re playing on cheat mode, huh? Classic."

Homelander punches Deadpool through a building. Deadpool gets up, bones cracking.

— Deadpool: "My chiropractor’s gonna need a vacation."

They fight across Times Square. Billboards explode. Civilians run. Deadpool uses anything he can find: a taxi door as a shield, a pretzel stand as a weapon.

— Deadpool: "Have a carb, asshole!"

Homelander slams Deadpool into the pavement.

— Homelander: "You think jokes will save you?"

— Deadpool: "No. But they make me die happy."

[ACT TWO – BREAKING HIM DOWN]

Deadpool tricks Homelander into chasing him into a trap: a Stark Industries vault filled with Kryptonite-level radioactive soup, borrowed from a crossover no one approved.

— Deadpool: "What? It’s not canon? Sue me."

The radiation weakens Homelander. Deadpool goes full anime-mode: katana spinning, dodging heat vision, landing stab after stab while singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Homelander tries to escape, but Deadpool straps a grenade to his back.

— Deadpool: "This is your grand finale, Flagboy."

BOOM.

[FINAL SCENE – THE AFTERMATH]

Homelander, burned, mutilated, no longer flying, tries to crawl away.

Deadpool walks over, slow, bloody, limping.

— Homelander: "I… am… the hero…"

— Deadpool: "Nah, buddy. You were just the boss fight."

Deadpool stabs him through the heart. Slowly. Personally.

— Deadpool: "America’s got enough gods. Time for some chaos and chimichangas."

He lights a cigarette.

Looks at the camera.

— Deadpool: "And remember, kids: never trust a guy who smiles while lasering people. Now, if you'll excuse me… I have memes to post."

Roll credits with Highway to Hell blasting.

[THE END]