Heather McPhaul

Heather McPhaul was spit out amid the sandstorms of West Texas. One of her earliest memories is sitting on her daddy's lap while he watched the evening news; images of the Vietnam War made her question the longevity of the world, so when she could commandeer the TV she elevated her spirits with humorous friends on Bewitched, The Brady Bunch, and Laverne & Shirley. Movie musicals also helped her to survive the craziness that raged inside and out. The Sound of Music and Grease were temporary distractions from the Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder that, at times, threatened to drown her. When she wasn't going to school or watching syndicated sitcoms, she was forced to help on the family ranch and farm. In the summer, she and her sister hoed cotton ("You were a Hoer," a date once said to her) and in the fall, they tromped that same cotton. Heather hated such work then; she is grateful for it today. In fact, there is much she misses about her West Texas roots -- the people (their quirks and hil