Matt Orefice

Author of several vanity-press books, including a series for children (or simple adults), which follows the adventures of a fictional and poorly drawn cat named Bubble Bubble Meows. Tried to sneak on the set of "Helas Pour Moi" but couldn't find it. Was once publicly humiliated by the late magician Doug Henning during Mr. Henning's Broadway performance. Big Leslie Towne Hope (also known as Packy West) fan. Thought it was a good idea to record seven albums under the Half Eye moniker dedicated to German actor Udo Kier.