Adam Horowitz

Adam Horowitz spent three years working as a vendor at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, NY selling ice cream, hot dogs, soda, and beer. During his time with the team, they went 212-273 and never finished higher than fifth place in the American League's Eastern Division. Since he left the team, the Yankees went on to the win the division 15 times, win the A.L. pennant seven times, and won the World Series five times. Mr. Horowitz suspects it's in the team's best interest he remain out of its employ. Additionally, Horowitz never played professional baseball.