Christian Hoffman

Christian Hoffman is a self made billionaire. That's with a "b". Christian completed his schooling, graduating in 1992 with a Bachelor of Farts from the University of Maryland. Along the way, garnishing many honors, medals, and nicknames. Christian set off to conquer the world. He initially landed in North Korea on a yoga retreat where Christian boldly started the largest "night soil" operation in all of Asia. Creatively stifled and no longer able to bare the smell, Christian sold his night soil business in 1997 for a then reported - $69 million North Korean won. Which he promptly doubled in one hand of gin rummy into- $169,695,969,691.69 billion Somalia shillings. Never one to toil, Christian then became a highly successful pirate in east Africa. With no practical sailing knowledge and a gripping fear of open water, Christian again triumphed and was named by People Magazine - 2nd Most Handsome Pirate of 1998. A mere 14 votes behind the uber handsome and very funny pirate - Yusuf Mo