Director
Simon Pickup
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Ian McKellen
Continuity Announcer (voice)
Steve Sweeney
Little Piss Head
Ronald Pickup
The Gambler
Virginia Denham
The Midwife
Edward Tudor-Pole
The Landlord
Martin Serene
Jeremy O'Reilly
Beth Johnson
Paige Boston
Moya Brady
Marge
Simon Gregor
Penrott
Rupert Holliday-Evans
Sir Rufus Pool
Crispin Manson
Tom Barleybone
Aaron Harris
Trevor Nibbs
Rebecca Boey
Gemma Vine
Rachel Pickup
Penelope Wright
Paul Thomas
Jobs
Peter Lovstrom
Chatter TV Presenter
Sam Battersea
Sally
Charles Kay
Professor Maltus
Cream
O'Reilly's Muscle
Paul Mari
Superintendent of New Street Junction
Finty Williams
Gossip Live Broadcaster
Shanaya Rafaat
Rupa
Marek Citriak
Fat Stu
Claire-Maria Fox
The Barmaid
Grant Gillespie
Nigel Flint
Loz Keystone
Dr. Pry
Austin Staton
Mark Nexus-Pointer
Peter Sage
Policeman
Stephanie Briggs
Policewoman
Jack Tyson Charles
Patrick Marks
Local
Jan Hofmann
Dee Birmingham
Paramedic
Jen Ainsley
Trashtag Sexy Girl
William Dinsdale
Trashtag Cool Cad
Ionica Adriana
Scoop's PA
Franziska Morai
Weather Girl
Nick Johnson
Fat Stu's Mate
Shay Chahil
Paul Gayle
Marc Fisher
Krina Sage
The Chav
Markie Mate
Viral News Cameraman
Mick Tully
Buzz Man
Andrew Fallaize
ACTOR
Lucy Ioannou
Michael Katz
The Vendor
Nathan Maverick
Extra
Judson Vaughan
The News Reporter
