Director
Greg DeLiso
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Peter Litvin
Stars (in credits order)
Michelle Polec
Damsel in Distress
Jesse Wozniak
The Junkie
Hectic Knife
James A. Sands
Mobster #1
Don Abood
Mobster #2
Edward Colon
Mobster #3
Darryl Terrell
Mobster's Victim
Andy Could
Villian #4
Luis Anthony Maldonado
Villain #3
Michael Anthony
Villian #5
Andrea Baquero
La Reina
Georgia Kate Haege
Frannie Glooper
Mike Leone
Thug #1
John Munnelly
Link
Richard Kohn
Harry
Robert Bella
The Comedian Thug
Stefan Robert
Colfing Thug
Richie Blackwood
The Indian Guru
Michael Hitchcock
The Nerd
Joey Cipriano
Head Explosion Boy
Niki Cipriano
Head Explosion Girl
Traci Ann Wolfe
Porch
J.J. Brine
Piggly Doctor
Rockin Ray
Self
Derek Stusynski
Diaper Boy
Mindy Matijasevic
Farshey
Jessica Moore
Jin Jin
Shelly Marie Valdez
The Politician
Randy Hutch
Hectic Knife's Dad
Julie Litvin
Waitress
Penny Gibbs
Hectic Knife's Mom
Dan Ianitelli
Gyp Knife
Alexis Cundiff
Little Knifey
Peter Falcetti
The Fat Fuck
Leah Debene
Hectic Knife Fan
Ashley McCuen
Bikini Babe
Charles Marleau
Football Player
Ashley Wingrove
The Waitress
