A man is shown from behind masturbating in a prison cell. This continues for a whole scene mostly off screen. Sounds of him masturbating can be heard the whole time. No nudity is shown.

A woman hangs out of a window topless, bare breasts are seen.

A nude woman gets up after getting a massage, partial breasts and buttocks are seen.

Swearman falls over a railing and his pants fall off showing his penis, it presses on the glass of the camera and is shown in great detail, this is an extended scene and is quite graphic.

Robb and Mike pull Swearman out of the back of a van and accidentally rip his pants off showing that he's wearing lacey white women's panties, you can see his testicles, this is an extended scene and is shown many other times.

Mike has to perform a homosexual sex act on an elderly race offical to get their car back into the race after telling him he would "do anything" for Robb and JP. A graphic video of the sex act is shown later in the movie, where Mike gives the race official a handjob, resulting in (off screen) ejaculation.

Two male jocks expose their penises to have them autographed. (the penises are fake-looking)

A man and his girlfriend are shown having sex while working out, no nudity (though they are clothed) but is graphic.

A woman wearing cheeky shorts is seen on a street, some of her bare buttocks is shown for an extended period of time.

Many pan shots of Women's clothed buttocks and cleavage throughout the movie.

Some fighting scenes.

Several knees to the groin.

A man is prepared to be barbequed.

A man throws a gumball machine at another man.

A man has no eyeball in one eye.

4 characters fight, this is an extended scene and contains blood.

Swearman is hit by a car and lies on the ground screaming. However, it is a CG model shown from a distance.

Current Guinness World Record holder for "Most swearing in one film", as verified on 12 September 2014. To give an idea of the amount of language utilized, Guinness counts "868 expletives", while other sources report 935 uses of "fuck"; this is a movie that lives up to its title.

Characters are seen drinking.

There's a scene where characters are doing LSD

Many references to alcohol, marijuana and other drugs throughout the movie.