Director
Craig Moss
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Heather Ann Davis
Bella
Eric Callero
Edward
Frank Pacheco
Jacob
Michael Adam Hamilton
Ronald
Alice Rietveld
Alice
Peter Gilroy
Jasper
John Stevenson
Carlisle
RJ Hart
Esme
Taylor M. Graham
Emmet
Ivan Quijano
Quiel
Dillon Garcia
Embry
Richard Villa
Paul
Martin Ruskov
Seth
Jessica Kinsella
Jessica
Flip Schultz
Charlie
Olivia Moss
Jane
Makenzie Moss
Natasha
Max Spitz
Felix
Taylor Nagore
Demetri
Heidi Kramer
Laverne
Alissa Kramer
Shirley
Ashley Martin
Ashley the Noob
Austin Scott
Austin The Noob
Jeff Howard
Jeff The Noob
Jody Quigley
Jody The Noob
Ryan Slater
Noob #1
Damien Bray
Noob #2
Keenen Bray
Noob #3
Christine Chadwick
Noob #4
Candace Hollinger
Noob #5
Mario Perez
Noob #6
Kelsey Collins Keener
Victoria
Danny Trejo
Billy Black
Alex Farnham
Jack Sparrow
Eric Tiede
Edward Scissorhands
Pancho Moler
Little Edward
Nic Novicki
Little Jasper
Adrienne Ellis
Grandma
Charles Anteby
Harry
Nathan Peterson
Handsome Blonde Dude
Jessica Garvey
Blonde Chick with Attitude
Abigail Wake
Neytiri
Dave Spitz
CNN Reporter
Frank Merritt
85 Year Old Man
Jay Boyer
Sleazy Charlie
Emma Bell
Rosalie (uncredited)
Alex Jovica
Noob (uncredited)
Alex Lewis
High School Student (uncredited)
Jesse Pruett
Jesse The Noob (uncredited)
