Director
Chad Peter
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Nick Mathis
John
Erin Bodine
Jacklyn
Anne McDaniels
Renee
Alexander Cardinale
Hank
Elizabeth Sandy
Sassy Boots
Sarah Smick
Cammy
Ryan Jordan
Jim
Chad Anderson
Pest Kid #1
Anastasia Baranova
Giant Interviewee 2
Kristina Lynn Bell
News Reporter
Courtney Bennet
News Commentator
Eric Branco
Mike
Daphna Cardinale
Pole-Smoking Girl
Teague Chrystie
Red-haired Beach Party Dude
Hunter Crane
Pest Kid #3
Tyler Cruz
Pest Kid #2
Brian Finifter
Interviewed Disappointed Guy
Shana Gagnon
News Host
Mark Heiliger
The Running Man
Jared Higgins
Screaming Man
Kevin Kelly
Giant Interviewee 1
Chandler Morris
Beach Party Dude #1
Owen Morris
Marine on News
Sabrina Morris
Interviewed Woman
Camera Man
Ashley Rae Quintilone
Foul-mouthed Beach Girl
Devon Read
US Marine
David Snider
Car-repairing Sleeze-ball
Shirin Tavakoli
Hot Beach Party Girl #1
Shane Carther Thomas
Pest Kid #5
Taylor Ward
Pest Kid #4
Cloe Zimmerman
Beach Party Girl #2
