Director
Michael A. Martinez
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Alan Smithee
Stars (in credits order)
Tim Jahn
Alexander Walker
C. Alan Ploegsma
Calan Fairbrain
Dominic Fantazzi
Nigel Thornberry
Greg S. Campbell
Gregory Wallin
Chris Bernt
Prof. Monroe
Kenton Henry
Hick
David Wood
Isaac Paris
Smarmy interviewee
George N. Thompson
Raymond L. Martinez
Hick with shades
Brian Klapstein
Anthony Fork
Store clerk
Shawn Francheck
Flippant interviewee
Christy Sandberg
GNC store clerk
Shannon R. Anderson
Murchison (video store clerk)
Chip Brookes
Silly American
Wayne Horine
ACTOR
Tony Blair
Brandon Baca
Joe Adkins
News reporter
Joshua Thompson
Young hick
