Director
Richard Elfman
DIRECTOR
Writer
Matthew Bright
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Nico
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Craig Ferguson
Richard
Udo Kier
Vincent
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Natalya Andreychenko
Panthia
Boris Lee Krutonog
Concierge
Marco Hofschneider
Hans
Stephen Porter
Harald
Ellia Thompson
The Count's Girlfriend
Peter Lucas
The Count's Henchman
Jason Ross-Azikiwe
Pimp
Roberta Hanley
Saleslady
Victor Togunde
Soda Pop
Cedrick Terrell
Li'l Monster
Flex Alexander
Trigger
Robert Peters
Cop #1
Rick Cramer
Cop #2
John Sencio
Alan
John Fleck
Trick
Conchata Ferrell
Wanda, Nico's Mother
Brent Briscoe
George, Nico's Stepfather
Louis Elfman
Paint Huffer
Keenan Ratowski
Brad Joseph Dubin
Dimitri Schell
Cop with Doughnut
Garrett Cassell
Dick (uncredited)
Michelle Csitos
Ulrike Monster Vampire (uncredited)
Elliott James
Lead Singer - Vampire Band (uncredited)
Francesca Lombardo
Dead Body on Couch (uncredited)
Elizabeth Sampson
Frida Van Helsing (uncredited)
