The Pinecones Today

In a dystopian future, the last of humanity (all clones) live in a giant underground mega-city (named Alpha Complex) run by a slightly crazy and homicidal "Friend Computer". All the clones in the complex live in a barely functioning bureaucracy of epic portions and occasionally get picked to become "Troubleshooters". Troubleshooters mainly root out the Computers' greatest fear, Communists and Mutants, but they also perform other simple missions to help out Alpha Complex. This is where the fun begins. A communist is anyone that has an original idea that is not approved by the over strict guidelines set by "Friend Computer", and every clone in the city has some secret mutant power. So while most clones just try to hide these flaws, Troubleshooters have to try and root out other Commie Mutants while hiding the fact that they are themselves Commie Mutants. Great, huh? Our story features one of these Clones named Yu Foreya-JKN-1. He is a member of a Nature loving "Secret Society" (one of many ideas, groups, societies that is expressly banned by the Computer) that is tapped to become a Troubleshooter and given a mission that takes him to the surface. And the hilarity ensues from there. Join Yu Foreya-JKN-1 and the rest of his team; as a group of clones that have never seen a tree in their life take a walk in the woods for Friend Computer.