Director
Paul Nandzik
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Ruthy Stapleton
Victoria D'Abord
David Ogrodowski
Ghoul Servant
Philip Bower
Mr. Cap Keating
Magus M.R. Billotte
Registrar
Vincent Bombara
Matt McPagliacci
Hilary Caldwell
Zenniphyr Darga
Eric Koval
Masked Bank Robber Shopper
Lawrence T. Ploscowe
William Ashes, Es-Mart Cashier
Adam M. Eastly
Movie Guy (voice)
Alexander S. McBryde
Shaft (voice)
Kelsey Jamison
Stuffy Winters (voice)
Scott Conner
Blood Bib (voice)
Christine Mancini
Coach
Robert Alcorn
Shady Shopper
P.J. Belic
Teacher
Megan Bonus
High Schooler
J. Evan Bradbury
Martian King
Lacy Brooks
Jason Burkhart
Serina Burkhart
Venusian Queen
Joe Fishel
Secret Service Agent
Jane Catherine Hyland
Lunch Lady
Chris Jameson
Ryan Patrick Kearney
Johnny Futbahl
Katie Maloney
Stefany A. Mandarino
Theresa Mangus
EMT
Andreas O'Rourke
Shar Rizzo
Kerry Schenker
Politician
Brian Schuchert
Monisha B. Schwartz
Cheerleader
Carrie Shoberg
James Vano
U.S. President
Andrew Yackel
Bridget Yeager
Michael Zitello
Snoopy Demon
