SUBWAY! the movie (2025)

The New York City Subway provides a daily mixture of what may be some of the most bizarre, hilarious and depressing sights imaginable, and people come from all over the world to experience it. "Subway!" is a raunchy, politically incorrect comedy (imagine "Airplane!" and "Police Academy" on the Subway) about the struggles of Ralph, a docile subway clerk laid off due to "SPERM", the Mayor's new "Subway Program to Enable Rapid Modernization". Deathly afraid of trains after watching his dad get run over on the Subway as a boy and with one last chance to redeem himself and win back his family, he's forced to enter a conductor trainee program and somehow ends up on a runaway Subway car trying to save a bunch of crazed riders.