Director
Dan Finnen
DIRECTOR
Writer
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Matthew Robert Smith
Paul
David Podsiadlik
Frank
Natalie Carneal
Carrie
Patrick Ryan
Hugh the Homeless Executive
Shay Dickerhoff
Dale the Homeless Guy
Adam Lord
Awkward Frat Guy 1
Katrina M. Pena
Admissions Receptionist
Derek Cox
Journalism Professor
Hard of Hearing Kid
Walt Sloan
State Senator
Joette Waters
Lawyer
Brett Lichnerowicz
Background Guy
Sarah Stephenson
Lady of the Night
Jake Kryshak
Coffee Shop Patron
Sarah Donaldson
The R.A.
Kimberley Saylor
Sex Machine
Richard James Van Doel
Awkward Frat Guy 2
Cody Nicoletti
The Librarian
Jess William DeGabriele
The Mugger
Kate Moore
Burgled Girl
Matt Chiaramonte
Worker Bee #2
Justin Fill
Worker Bee #1
Elan Maier
The Man of the Lake
Shane Magwire
Carrie's Assistant
Bill Merker
Newspaper Editor
Kelly Kraft
Jonathan Helvey
Chaz
Roy Endsley
Guy Shuffling Papers
Darryl Dorsey
Police Officer
Devan O'Mailia
Barfly
Dreena Jones
Receptionist
