The Onion (2007) | All episodes

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting the Fat Vote

Release Date: Jan 22, 2007

Bush Calls Up Civil War Reenactors for Duty in Iraq

Release Date: Mar 27, 2007

A Friend's Cancer: Good for Your Health?

Release Date: Apr 3, 2007

In the Know: The US Moat

Release Date: Apr 17, 2007

In the Know: Do You Remember Life Before the Segway?

Release Date: Apr 26, 2007

Report: 70 Percent of All Praise Sarcastic

Release Date: May 1, 2007

Gap Unveils New 'For Kids by Kids' Clothing Line

Release Date: May 8, 2007

High School Seniors May Be Unprepared for College Level Drinking

Release Date: May 17, 2007

Being a Detective Who Talks to Ghosts Not as Exciting as It Looks on TV

Release Date: May 24, 2007

In the Know: War on Terror

Release Date: May 24, 2007

Al-Qaeda Also Fed Up with Ground Zero Construction Delays

Release Date: May 29, 2007

In the Know: America Braces for New Wayans Brothers Movie

Release Date: Jun 7, 2007

Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's

Release Date: Jun 12, 2007

Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb

Release Date: Jun 19, 2007

Kim Jong Il Announces Plan to Bring Moon to North Korea

Release Date: Jun 21, 2007

Tired of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'

Release Date: Jun 26, 2007

Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Childcare Overseas

Release Date: Jul 3, 2007

Live from Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo

Release Date: Jul 5, 2007

Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

Release Date: Jul 10, 2007

U.S. Department of Lost and Found: We Found Your Flip Flop

Release Date: Jul 12, 2007

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful to Monkeys

Release Date: Jul 17, 2007

In the Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

Release Date: Jul 19, 2007

TIME Releases Annual List of Least Influential Americans

Release Date: Jul 24, 2007

Nation of Andorra Not in Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports

Release Date: Jul 26, 2007

Live from Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls for a Ladies' Night Out

Release Date: Aug 2, 2007

In the Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?

Release Date: Aug 9, 2007

In the Know: Candidates Compete for Vital Idgit Vote

Release Date: Aug 16, 2007

World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

Release Date: Aug 21, 2007

Live from Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill of 2007

Release Date: Aug 23, 2007

Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

Release Date: Aug 28, 2007

In the Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind the Super-Rich?

Release Date: Sep 6, 2007

In the Know: Should Americans Return to a Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?

Release Date: Sep 13, 2007

Domestic Abuse No Longer an Issue, Say Bruised Female Researchers

Release Date: Sep 18, 2007

In the Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great in Iraf'

Release Date: Sep 20, 2007

African-American Boycott of LL Bean Enters 80th Year

Release Date: Sep 25, 2007

In the Know: Situation in Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

Release Date: Sep 27, 2007

Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda with Patriotic New Song 'Bomb New York'

Release Date: Oct 2, 2007

Use of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

Release Date: Oct 9, 2007

Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

Release Date: Oct 11, 2007

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Release Date: Oct 16, 2007

In the Know: Is the Government Spying on Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

Release Date: Oct 18, 2007

Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims of Imminent Dam Disaster

Release Date: Oct 23, 2007

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Release Date: Oct 30, 2007

Christian Charity Raising Money to Feed Non-Gay Famine Victims

Release Date: Nov 1, 2007

Messages from Our Troops to the Families They Can Barely Remember

Release Date: Nov 8, 2007

Controversial Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans are Fake

Release Date: Nov 11, 2007

Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks to Heart Stolen from Dead Man

Release Date: Nov 13, 2007

How Can We Raise Awareness in Darfur of How Much We're Doing for Them?

Release Date: Nov 15, 2007

Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition of Sitting Around at Airport

Release Date: Nov 20, 2007

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule by Swimming with Shirt On

Release Date: Nov 27, 2007