Director
Don Scardino
DIRECTOR
Rodman Flender
Michael Fresco
Peter Lauer
Robert Duncan McNeill
Rob Burnett
Stars (in credits order)
Donal Logue
Eugene Gurkin
Sofía Vergara
Esperanza Villalobos
Lenny Venito
Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri
Maz Jobrani
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam
Kevin Michael Richardson
Rockefeller Butts
Josh Grisetti
Louis Plunk
Kevin Carrigan
Frank Cortland
Ray Romano
Self
Bobby Cannavale
Enrico Cortez
Reiko Aylesworth
Simone Cashwell
Felix Solis
Jaime Santanita
David Pinon
Flavio Puente
Lawrence Winslow
Security Guard #1
R. Ward Duffy
Security Guard #2
Wayne May
Bouncer
Aristedes Philip DuVal
Junk Man
Danny Trejo
Hector
Edward Burns
James Rebhorn
Harrison Plunk
Dustin Diamond
Mick Jagger
David Fonteno
Alex Kernick
Bob Ari
Ned Lutz
Jacob Shalov
Ajay
Natasha Lyonne
Female Co-Star
Guy Boyd
Doorman
Sally Jessy Raphael
Ben Bailey
Ralph Carnucci
Rob Devaney
Hawthorne Jansen
Deepti Gupta
Bini
Mike Timoney
Senior Officer
Marvin Chatinover
Walter Floyd
Ernie Anastos
Jody Ebert
Guy
James Cassano
Patron #4
Dominic Colón
Employee
Daniel Raymont
Calvin
Arthur French
Jonesy
Sheffield Chastain
Shift Supervisor
Ellie Devers
Receptionist
Jonathan Lam
Louis' Roommate
Rizwan Manji
Dentist
Teddy Coluca
Loan Officer
Chris Gethard
Burton Employee
Michael Warner
Officer
Elise Marin
Melanie
Carrie Flaska
Secretary
Mark Mineart
Anthony J. Ribustello
Drunk Guy
Rick Zahn
Agent
Billy Griffith
Bouncer #2
Glenn Wein
Handyman
Marcus Mitchell
Art
Mike Thurstlic
Dave Weimer
Elisabeth S. Rodgers
Mom
Sarah Hudnut Brody
Simone's Friend
Seiko Higuma
Japanese Girl #1
Poppi Kramer
Emcee
Starr McKenna
5-Year-Old Girl
Nancy Eng
Chinese Lady #1
Katie Takahashi
Japanese Girl #2
Jay Boryea
Tough Guy #1
Jo Yang
Chinese Lady #2
Terry Schappert
Tough Guy #2
Felicia Fields
Lady Carrying Groceries
Sean Tarjyoto
Nath Pran
Rudy Costa
Police Officer
Kelly Ripa
Michael-Leon Wooley
Maurice
Regis Philbin
Tara Westwood
Hostess
Tracey Wigfield
Page #1
Karla Mosley
Page #2
Rocco DiSpirito
Eliza Baldi
Woman
Sibyl Santiago
Coney Island Vendor
Jeff Lam
Teng
Gary Cowling
Customer
Vernon Campbell
Big Larry 2007
Jessi Campbell
Louise
Charlie Burnett
Son
Lucy Burnett
Daughter #2
Lou Irizarry
Tertulien Thomas
Club Socialite
Robert Feeley
Drug Dealer
Dave Eveler
Young Executive 3
Sydney Burnett
Daughter #1
Charlene Biton
Rocker Chickuncredited
Tonya Tko
Chic Beautiful Womanuncredited
Jagger Kaye
Security Guarduncredited
Raw Leiba
Bouncer #3uncredited
Stuart Rudin
Patron #6uncredited
Dennis Jay Funny
Coney Island Promoteruncredited
Sarah Schreiber
Pretty Womanuncredited
Bill Walters
Bar Patronuncredited
Elli
Coney Island Manuncredited
Jay Seals
Young Executive #1uncredited
David Rossmer
Young Executive #2uncredited
Tex Allen
Comedy Club Patronuncredited
Whitney Bashor
Waitressuncredited
Rebecca Anderson
Child in Apartment and on Stageuncredited
Bernadette Lords
Club Socialiteuncredited
Lena Chen
Bank Patronuncredited
Dianne Curwick
Conciergeuncredited
David Ressel
Circleuncredited
Omar Janakat
Airplane Passengeruncredited