Director
Sylvie Boden
DIRECTOR
Writer
Jan Etherington
WRITER
Gavin Petrie
Peter Spence
Peter Tilbury
Peter Tinniswood
Stars (in credits order)
Richard Wilson
PC Roland 'Prof' Rose
David Tennant
Simon 'Darwin' Brown
Samantha Beckinsale
Gillian 'Marilyn' Monroe
Geoffrey Hutchings
Malcolm 'Sarge' White
Jason Watkins
Kevin 'Taz' Delaney
Trevor Cooper
James 'Ollie' Oliver
Craig Fairbrass
Hero
Sue Johnston
Val Rutland
Jan Ravens
Angie Tennant
John Biggins
Stan Murdoch
Victoria Plum
Elvira
Tom Smith
Robber
Jane Booker
Mrs. Smith
Freddie Jones
Cyril
Tony Haygarth
George
Christopher Adamson
Silty Moffat Jr.
Chris Gascoyne
Nick Sampson
Seb Craig
Mr. Banstridge
Andrew Powrie
Mr. Smith
Josie Lawrence
Shemerelda
Richard Syms
Ken
Nick Wilton
Passerby
Robyn Driscoll
Stuart
Joanna Mays
Brenda
Ross Gurney-Randall
Jerry
Roger Parrott
Shoreside PC
P.J. Nicholas
Lad
Celia Imrie
Mrs. Calloway
John Hodgkinson
Gareth
Jennifer Piercey
Gloria
Tony Westrope
Slimey Catchpole
Katie Steed
Kylie
Dwayne Blake
Boy
Harriet Thorpe
Abigail
Christine Ellerbeck
Blonde
Tony Hickson
Dangling Man
Angus Wright
Policeman
Andy Linden
Kev
Al Ashton
Clint
John Ashby
Newscaster
Thomas Goodridge
New Recruit (uncredited)
