Director
Ron Bain
DIRECTOR
Colin Gilbert
Writer
Norman Lovett
WRITER
Ian Pattison
Stars (in credits order)
Norman
Dicken Ashworth
Darren
Geoffrey Hughes
Dirk
Leon Sinden
Horse
Mary Riggans
Spider
Sara Corper
Una
Ian Sexon
Godfly
Arnold Brown
Archie McKenzie
Johnny Meres
Postman
Jean Alexander
Elsie Mittens
Russell Hunter
Chin Gutter
Nick Revell
Policeman
Bernard Cribbins
Snowman
Stuart McQuarrie
Black Cloud
Jonathan Watson
Pillar Box
Stephen Yardley
Sergeant
Andy Gray
Pig
Simon Donald
Desmond Flounder
Paul Young
Matted Lump
Louise Beattie
Melanie
Iain McColl
John Bett
Sir Timothy
Eric Cullen
Man with House
Claire Nielson
Mrs. Lovett
Lee Cornes
Bingley
Derek Lord
Thuggish Man
Tom McGovern
Tommy Farenheit
Duncan Goodhew
Self
Suzanne Bonnar
Pet Shop Lady
Sean Scanlan
Mr. Lovett
John Sparkes
Roger
Jean Faulds
Old Woman
Victoria Hardcastle
Nina
Annette Staines
TV Presenter
David McNiven
Old Man
Kenny Ireland
Psychiatrist
Juliet Cadzow
1st Attractive Woman
Andrew Dallmeyer
Judge
Robert Richmond
Mr. Green
Magnus Magnusson
Mark McDonnell
Yonnie Fraser
Girl at Party
Vivienne Dixon
2nd Attractive Woman
Lilla Scott
Female Presenter
Sarah Collier
Jennie Bruce
James Ryland
Doctor
James Earl Adair
Male Presenter
Bruce Morton
Poseur at Party
Liz Ostler
3rd Attractive Woman
Pene Herman-Smith
Lady in Street
