Director
Ben Palmer
DIRECTOR
Writer
Charlie Skelton
WRITER
Neil Webster
Stars (in credits order)
Kayvan Novak
Woody
Bradley Walsh
Brutus
Emma Pierson
Melody
Jamie Demetriou
Zorro
Diana Payan
Lorenza
Bea Segura
Captain Carmelita
Bill Holland
Sergeant Juan
Alan Williams
Donald Hammer
Keith Allen
Senor Big
Danny Babington
Driver
Paul Garner
Real Doctor
Mark Brailsford
Greg
Sean Gilder
Pirate Pete
Lee Boardman
Elton Juan
Cavan Clerkin
Mark
Klariza Clayton
Susie
Ashley Artus
Pit Boss
Michelle Collins
Coco
Jessica Ellerby
Waitress
Steve Oram
Pirate Bill
Simon Day
Handlebar
Jack Dee
Mr. Hewitt
Alexander Kirk
Timeshare Rep
Tracy-Ann Oberman
Beverly
Scott Hazell
Ralph
Eleonora Cucciarelli
Waitress in Casino
Paul Kaye
Frederico Mercury
Tony Way
Glenn
Celeste Dring
Barmaid Zorro
Catriona Knox
Air Stewardess
Morgana Robinson
Janice
Marian McLoughlin
Barbara
Martin Marquez
Mr. De Luca
Clive Swift
Colin
Kara Tointon
Maria
Martin Trenaman
Great Fernando
Yonay Hernandez
ACTOR
Shawn McDonald
Lamar Reys
Cicely Giddings
Glitter Face
George Savvides
Felipe
Lasco Atkins
Bar Tourist (uncredited)
Tyrone Love
Club Member (uncredited)
Richard Herdman
Hypnotised 'Ballet' Dancer (uncredited)
David Lyddon
Jimmy The Ferrett (uncredited)
