Rock, Paper, Scissors (2024) | Full Cast

Mike Geiger

DIRECTOR

Aram Spencer Porter

WRITER

Julia Prescott

WRITER

Mike Trapp

WRITER

Josh Lehrman

WRITER

Kyle Stegina

WRITER

Chase Mitchell

WRITER

Ron Rappaport

WRITER

Paige VanTassell

WRITER

Carlos Alazraqui

Scissors

Ron Funches

Rock

Thomas Lennon

Paper

JP Karliak

Convenient News Reporter

Melissa Villaseñor

Pencil

Eddie Pepitone

Lou

Abby Trott

Female Robot Executive

Ray Chase

Logan the Rat Bro

Kimberly Brooks

Brittany

Jonathan Lipow

Driver

Grey DeLisle

Kid

Andrew Morgado

Announcer

Lauren Ash

Sandpaper

Darin De Paul

Hipponoid Commander

Diedrich Bader

Chad Brockchad

Betsy Sodaro

Potato

Marieve Herington

Wealthy Old Lady

Kari Wahlgren

Waitress

Max Mittelman

Derf

Flula Borg

Franz Roll

Greg Chun

Jin

Kevin Michael Richardson

Citizen

Kaitlyn Robrock

Female Origami Robot

Sunil Malhotra

Dreamscape

Ian Cardoni

Host

Isaac Robinson-Smith

Adult Rock

kittie KaBoom

Pat

Josh Lehrman

Host

Debra Wilson

Crazy-Eyed Pirate

Keston John

Blue Candy Wrapper

Fred Tatasciore

Burly Pirate

Marlene Martinez

The Astonishing Catalina

Eugene Cordero

Putty

Alessia Cara

Lolly

Melanie Minichino

Adult Margo

Cristina Valenzuela

Car Wash Boss

Robbie Daymond

Adult Scissors

Eric Bauza

Male Birthday Cop 1

Jane Carr

Garbage Queen

Omid Abtahi

Camel 2

Jeff Bennett

Chicken 1

Alex Cazares

Fantasy House Character

Carla Gugino

Officer Wishkowski

Aidan Gillen

Steven Shadowwhispers

Jake Green

Narrator

Jesse Corti

Owner

Chris Cox

Future Kevin

Heidi Schooler

Instructor

Dayci Brookshire

Student 1

Andrew Frankel

Audience Member

Jason Her

Citizen 1

Isabela Merced

The Susan

Assaf Cohen

Guard

Alicyn Packard

Milton

Jim Meskimen

Abraham Lincoln Head

Fryda Wolff

Hip Woman

Matt Lowe

Bald Cap

Rafael Petardi

Audience Member

Natasha Leggero

Controller of Cool

Carla Tassara

Carla

Secunda Wood

Cashier

Caleb Yen

Confucius

Jonathan Van Ness

Unconditionally Supportive Wig

Brian Scott McFadden

Rabbit

Ryan Robinson

Ronald Jamison

Daniela Rus

Daniela Rus

Vanessa Marshall

Dr. Big Bat's Mom

Sandra Saad

Concession Worker

Melissa van der Schyff

Little Red Riding Hood

Danny Pudi

Recyclable Prince

Cedric Yarbrough

Rock's Dad

Mike Trapp

Reginald

Mallory Jansen

Cate Blanket

Jonathan Adams

Groundskeeper

Paget Brewster

Veronica Web

Chris Parnell

Parchment Paper

Jason Alexander

Jonathan Fartjoke

Wanda Sykes

Dian

Bruce Wexler

Eyebrows

Big Freedia

Car Wash Nationals Singer

Xanthe Huynh

Hilda

Jay Pharoah

Toilet Paper

Audrey Wasilewski

Doctor

David Cui Cui

Emperor of Japan

Dana Snyder

Bug