Director
Mel Smith
DIRECTOR
Writer
Tim Firth
WRITER
Stars (in credits order)
Paul Kaye
Cliff
James Cromwell
Ray
Alice Evans
Kerry
Bernard Cribbins
Mutley
Johnny Vegas
Trevor
Vince Vaughn
Rick
Imelda Staunton
Bridget
James Fleet
Alan the Pipe
David Ryall
Giles Wilton
Ian McNeice
Hugh The Sideburns
Kenneth Cranham
Chairman Collins
Terry Alderton
Bouncer Jonno
Emma Amos
Local News Reporter
Paul Bentall
Gate Guard
Neil Conrich
Reporter Dave
Pamela Cundell
OAP #1
Josie D'Arby
Self
Mark Dymond
Kyle Doohan
Rosie Ede
The Cleaner
Neil Finnighan
MTV Awards Stunt Guy
Christopher Godwin
Bowls Official
Howard Goorney
Reg Boyt
Beau Holmes
The Kangaroo Mascot
Ian Lindsay
Dull Referee
Mark Little
Mark Doohan
Angus Loughran
Nigel Lindsay
Targitex Chairman
Meredith MacNeill
Suzi
Geoffrey McGivern
Brian Cronk
Felicity Montagu
Astronomer
Stephen Noonan
The Advert Director
Ian O'Hara
The Lion Mascot
Vicki Pepperdine
Henna Haired PA
Jeff Rawle
Dennis
Julian Rivett
Journalist #1
David Schneider
Young Buck Reporter
Marlene Sidaway
Fifty-year Old Lady
Tony Slattery
Flash Referee
Jon Snow
Barry Woolgar
Journalist #2
Robert Duncan
(uncredited)
Jess-Luisa Flynn
Secretary (uncredited)
Vic Reeves
TV Director (uncredited)
