Director
Gail Mancuso
DIRECTOR
Andrew D. Weyman
John Pasquin
John Whitesell
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Mark K. Samuels
Ellen Gittelsohn
Gary Halvorson
John Sgueglia
Roseanne Barr
Jeff Margolis
Stars (in credits order)
Roseanne Conner
John Goodman
Dan Conner
Laurie Metcalf
Jackie Harris
Michael Fishman
D.J. Conner
Sara Gilbert
Darlene Conner
Alicia Goranson
Becky Conner
Johnny Galecki
David Healy
Natalie West
Crystal Anderson-Conner
Glenn Quinn
Mark Healy
Sarah Chalke
Becky Conner-Healy
Estelle Parsons
Beverly Harris
Martin Mull
Leon Carp
Michael O'Keefe
Fred
Sandra Bernhard
Nancy Bartlett
James Pickens Jr.
Chuck Mitchell
Cole Roberts
Jerry Garcia Conner
Tom Arnold
Arnie Thomas
Bonnie Bramlett
Bonnie Watkins
Adilah Barnes
Anne-Marie Mitchell
George Clooney
Booker Brooks
John McConnell
Bob
Shelley Winters
Nana Mary
Garrett Hazen
Andy Harris
Kent Hazen
Emma Kenney
Harris Conner-Healy
Ames McNamara
Mark Conner-Healy
Jayden Rey
Mary Conner
Anne Faulkner
Sylvia Foster
Evelina Fernández
Juanita Herrera
Fred Willard
Scott
Danielle Harris
Molly Tilden
Ron Perkins
Pete Wilkins
Matt Roth
Fisher
Ned Beatty
Ed Conner
Bob Fuller
Airline Steward
Mara Hobel
Charlotte Tilden
Wings Hauser
Ty Tilden
Kristopher Kent Hill
Lonnie Anderson
Melora Walters
Debbie
Charlayne Woodard
Vonda Green
Brian Kerwin
Gary Hall
Lori Tan Chinn
Iris
Meagen Fay
Kathy Bowman
Danton Stone
Jerry Bowman
Debra Mooney
Mrs. Wellman
Nancy Fish
Claire
Walter Jacobson
Walter
Allan Stephan
Allan
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
George
Bob Nickman
Antonio
Heather Matarazzo
Heather
Elizabeth Franz
Marsha
Lindsay Fisher
Dana Hudson
Dann Florek
Doctor
Jared Rushton
Chip Lang
Morgan Fairchild
Marla
Michael Des Barres
Dr. Phillips
Dan Butler
Art
Andrea Walters
Bonnie Lang
Don Maxwell
Willy
Ahmad Stoner
Jordan
Joe Keyes
Customer #2
Jason Davis
Obnoxious Vampire Kid
Doug Fieger
Nick
Robert Miranda
Andy
Stephen Dorff
Jimmy Meltrigger
Stan Freberg
Mr. Parkin
Traci Lords
Stacy Flagler
Ritch Shydner
Carl
Colleen Camp
Dawn
Ken Kells
Ken
Phil Leeds
Grandmama Lily
Jim Varney
Prince Carlos
Jay O. Sanders
Ziggy
William Sadler
Dwight
Matt Norero
Brian
Kay Arnold
Joan Crinshaw
Lee Garlington
Carole Karoszek
Joe Minjares
Cop
Judy Prescott
Miss Crane
Louisa Abernathy
Nurse
David Donah
Dean
Sally Kirkland
Barbara Healy
Tom McTigue
Rob Elk
Customer
Tim Curry
Roger
Lois Bromfield
Alice
Tony Edwards
Carl Franklin
Gil
Tristan Tait
Barry Parker
Josh Williams
Jeremy Roberts
Jay
Alex Cole
Male customer
June Lockhart
Leon's Mother
Johnny Dark
Frank Andrews
Michael Traeger
Marvin
Jake Pentland
Kid #1
Lynn Ann Leveridge
Lucy
D'Anne Avner
Woman in Coffee Shop
Sid Youngers
Set Crew
Michael Dempsey
Ray
John 'Juke' Logan
Man Who Takes Chair
Jeff Heston
Alien #2
Rick Spector
Clinton Allmon
Alien #1
John Randolph
Al Harris
Mark Carlton
Sgt. Wilcox
Ahmet Zappa
Roy-Al
Iqbal Theba
Dr. Bakshi
Red Buttons
Jake
Danny Masterson
Jimmy
Ruta Lee
Joyce
Ben Thomas
Cop #2
Selma Archerd
Lucille
Mariel Hemingway
Sharon
Tony Rich
Party Guest
David Tyree
Mose Powell
Bob Telford
Bill
Stella Butler
Audience Member
Bobbie Bates
ACTOR
Zoe Perry
Little Jackie
Luke Edwards
Sonia Curtis
Tina
Kathryn Joosten
Carol, woman in dance class
Kathleen Freeman
Edna
Mo Gaffney
Astrid Wentworth
Tory Christopher
Scott McKinley
James Brolin
Edgar Wellman Jr.
Anthony Robbins
Tony Robbins
Sal Barone
'D.J.' Conner
Todd Field
Charles
Kevin Dunn
Burt Drucker
Elya Baskin
Foreign Man
Jeff Corey
Salesman
Hal Rayle
Announcer
Gary Bayer
Attleroy
DeeDee Rescher
Karen Hudson
Joe Grifasi
IRS Office Supervisor
Paul Feig
Pete
Vicki Lawrence
Phyllis Zimmer
Shecky Greene
Uncle Sol
Matthew Fishman
Stinky Conner
Debbie Reynolds
Audrey Conner
Jaime Leigh Allen
Hostess
Jack McGee
Worker #1
Jonathan Chapin
Shoe Clerk
Brett Baxter Clark
Hunk #1-Zeek
Tony Crane
Johnny Swanko
Oliver Darrow
Gene the Police Officer
John Walter Davis
Ted Graham
Lou Bonacki
Guy Boyd
Pat
Phil Buckman
Florist Delivery Boy
Andi Chapman
Denise, IRS Information Clerk
Katsy Chappell
Kelly
Timothy Carhart
Jonathan
Jack Blessing
Cyrano
Vic Polizos
Jack Morgan
Dawn M. Davis
Norma
Ed Begley Jr.
Principal Alexander
Peter Jason
Jim
Mike Pniewski
Perry Watkins
Kari Coleman
Melissa
Murray Rubin
Band Leader
James Le Gros
Mr. Schlosser
Lawrence Broch
Frances Fisher
Savannah
Patricia Gaul
Patsy
Steve Vinovich
Robert Harper
Edgar Lang
Jan Munroe
Worker #2
Bill Pentland
Freddy Meeker
Mary Fogarty
Nurse's Aide Mary
Lisa Cloud
Saleswoman at 'The Ultimate' Clothing Store
Patrika Darbo
Marge Dolman
Mark Lowenthal
Ed - IRS Office Clerk
Jay Byron
Waiter
Oz Tortora
Salesperson
Brad Garrett
Doug
Amy Aquino
Linda Wagner
Robert Clohessy
Al
Bonnie Urseth
Woman
Stephen Bridgewater
Donald
Joshua Beckett
Howard
Marilyn Rockafellow
Mrs. Hamilton
Deborah G. Dalton
Edie McClurg
Harriet
Rondi Reed
Therapist
Riff Regan
Cashier
Jaime Capone
Jaime
Debra D'Amato
Woman at Game
Joan Collins
Ronnie, Roseanne's Cousin
Bill Maher
Loretta Lynn
Miriam Parrish
Sally Knapp
Lenny Wolpe
Frank Denvers
Tom Amandes
Ashley Johnson
Lisa
Jenna Elfman
Garland
John Popper
Stingray Wilson
Sean O'Bryan
Tobias Anderson
Jeff Garlin
Donna LaBrie
Nurse Chambers
Beverly Dixon
Bickering Wife
Alan David Gelman
Donnie Karoszek
Alyson Hannigan
Jan
Nancy Lenehan
Happy Customer
Judith Jordan
Secretary
Monty Hoffman
Man in Line
Stephen Lee
Barnie
Scott Burkholder
Tommy
Gracie Harrison
Jennifer
Danny Gans
Wayne Newton Impersonator
David Greenlee
Checkout Clerk
Troy Davidson
Todd Bowman
John David Conti
Lou
Eileen Davis
Birth Class Instructor
Belita Moreno
Woman at Retirement Home
Michael Bryan French
Dr. Dixon
Michael Anthony Rawlins
Flower Delivery Guy
Robert Machray
Lisa Banes
Mrs. Simms
Pat Bullard
Deliveryman #1
Brandi Brown
Andy Age 17
Travis Weaver
Ralph
Cynthia Von Orthal
Mrs. Holmes
Ellen DeGeneres
Dr. Whitman
Pat Harrington Jr.
Pat Harrington
David Strickland
First Cop
Lennie Loftin
The Waiter
Charlie Hill
Mr. Hill (DJ's Teacher)
Brendan Hill
Bandmember
Jeffrey Nordling
Joe Matthews
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
Louis
Carmen Filpi
Very first Hans
Jerry Springer
Linda Tran
Betsy
Joseph Michael Cala
David Hall
Lynne Thigpen
Dr. Bryce
Rebecca Schull
Miss English
Michael Phenicie
Stan Harmony, Fitness Salesman
Liz Georges
Lizzie
Ed Hamilton
Coroner's Assistant
Stephen Root
Peter Lundy
Rick Hall
Eugenia Buerklin
Customer #1
Yunoka Doyle
Meryl
Lance Davis
Justice
Bradley Mott
Ragueneau
Dom Angelo
Craps Dealer
Richard Riehle
Mr. Evans
Don Keith Opper
Policeman
Susan Krebs
Randall Slavin
Sean
Gil Montie
Gil the Tattooist
Bob Odenkirk
Blake Clark
Vic
Kevin Dunigan
Police Officer
Victoria Edwards
Female customer
Lisa Rieffel
Dinah
Jeannetta Arnette
Lewis Dix Jr.
Mr. Williams
John Loprieno
Cordero Roberts
Floyd 'Red Crow' Westerman
Floyd
Michael Mantell
Nielsen Rep
Fred Asparagus
Jerry Garcia
Mark McAdam
Buddy
Chan Kinchla
Stomp
Matthew Ness
Josh Meyer
Megan Cavanagh
Hugh Hefner
Hugh M. Hefner
Challen Cates
Cindy Kenner
Gary Kasper
Frank
J. Robin Miller
Edelweiss girl in love
Kathleen Sullivan
Bob Einstein
Howard Morton
Rhea Seehorn
Carrie
Tim Bagley
French Stewart
Neil Ross
Wrestling Commentator
Eric Allan Kramer
Bobo
Dabbs Greer
Joe
J. Patrick McNamara
Dave the Coroner
Michael Earl Reid
Mary Anne McGarry
Saleswoman
Royce Wallace
Booker fantasizer
Judy Kain
Steve Carlisle
Parker Whitman
Judy Heinz
Wayne Newton
David Lascher
Eric
Diana Castle
Sally's Pushy Mom
Jenny Beck
Tanya
Don Took
Pastor McCabe
Judith Hoag
Kerry
Mark Blum
Mike Summers
Max Brooks
Snarky Customer
Terri Treas
Jane, Female Instructor
Nigel Gibbs
Dr. Foster
Rick Dees
David Sage
Priest
Maureen Kelly
Michael Paul
Max
John Farley
Christopher Darga
House Buyer
John Christian Graas
Kid #2
Stevie Ray Fromstein
Lanyard A. Williams
Prisoner
Tom Baumgartner
RaéVen Kelly
Geena Williams
Rob Camilletti
Deliveryman #3
Joyce Guy
Clint Ritchie
Clint Buchanan
Jim Turner
Stu Mehlman
David Feldman
Wedding Officiant
Neil Conrad
Network Censor
Sharon Stone
Trailer Park Resident
Cathy Ladman
Cathy
Darnell Suttles
Bear Doctor
Michael P. Byrne
David Dunard
Sgt. Dixon
Ahmed Ahmed
Hakeem
Jerry Dunphy
Don
Rick Fitts
Xosha Roquemore
Geena Williams-Conner
Doug Stanhope
Brent Pope
Valente
Izzie Coffey
Girl
Jeff Harlan
Dr. Sawyer
Jesse Martinez Carlos
Kris Erik Stevens
Dave
Fred Thompson
Keith Faber
Bert Parks
Judge
Ivory Ocean
Pool Player
Zoaunne LeRoy
Waitress
Lou Wills
Bickering Husband
Jodi Long
Woman in Line
Natalie Strauss
Greta Brown
Customer #3
Ross Malinger
Sammy Miller
Judy Gold
Amy
Susan Quick
Lady #2
Marla Frees
Cynthia Marie King
Suzy
Michael Hoover
Elvis Impersonator
Lee Arenberg
Ghost of Hallowe'en Past
James Lew
Male Instructor
Thomas Kopache
Donald Bobeck
David Crosby
Duke
Adam Hendershott
Clara Bryant
Lisa Healy
Anne Gee Byrd
Teacher
Lou Hancock
Nun
Bill Bauer
Audie MacDonald
David Wells
Protester
Robert S. Woods
Bo Buchanan
Jazzmun
Diana Ross
Nicolas Meyst
Elijah Anderson
Romy Rosemont
Margaret D.
Joel Polis
Norm Crosby
Reverend Crosley
Christopher M. Brown
Deborah Jolly
Skeleton Doctor
Carrie Snow
Ingo Neuhaus
Big Nate Kanae
Lee
Valerie-Jean Miller
Stage Manager
Lorna Scott
Patty Ross
Bobby Barrows
Anne Bedian
Fatima
Ethan Cohn
Earnestine Phillips
Drue Delio
Patron
Carlos Ramirez
Angelina Fiordellisi
Janine
Charles Wahlheim
Hunk #2 - Jake
Richard Partlow
Larry Clemmons
Duane Whitaker
Mike
Stephen Prutting
Tobey Maguire
Jeff
Jojo Smollett
Chuck Jr.
Gary McGurk
Frank DeAngelo
Dealer
Bethany Allyn
Sally
Jared Seide
Gordan
Taylor Fry
Nicole
Mitzi McCall
Peg
Steve Jones
Weirdo
Mario Roccuzzo
Ghost of Hallowe'en Present
Sarah Rayne
Nicki Healy
Paul Eisenhauer
Sip Culler
Steve
Robin Greer
Nick Corello
Glenn
Laura Kightlinger
Marge
Florence Henderson
Flo Anderson
Frank Smith
Carlease Burke
Police woman
Steve Susskind
Steve Moore
Turtle Doctor
Jon Polito
Mr. Russo
Kymberly Newberry
Minister
Mother Love
Soba
Bob Rubin
Lisa Pescia
Nurse #2
Bobby Porter
Bill Morris
Christopher Lloyd
Andy Milder
Jake Regal
Carrington Rouse
Tom Virtue
Jostled Drinker
Michael Leopard
Richard
Johnny Sunset
Bradley Pierce
Jason
Jason Horst
Barry's Friend
Ralph Salducci
Bouncer
Rachel Hunt
Joey Simmrin
Gary Bullock
Ghost of Hallowe'en Future
James Staszkiel
Kelvin
Elizabeth Quill
Waitress in Commercial
Kimberley Strong
Mark Ballou
Lunch Box Customer
Kevin Gardner
James
Alec Mapa
Kyle
Justin Isfeld
Joanne K. Liebeler
Jackie's Mail Carrier
Alexis Arquette
Allan Kolman
Treva Tegtmeier
Biff Wiff
Tyler
Carl LaBove
Paul Tyler
Toby Hill
Security Guard
Alain Ali Washnevsky
Samir
Denise D'Amico
Ginger
Sarah Rose Karr
Child
Nick Toth
Captain Johnson
Molly David
Abraham Benrubi
Teenage Dan
Lisa Robins
Taylor Leigh
Pam Patrick
Brice Beckham
Lenny Goldsmith
Singing Prisoner
Linda Porter
Beverly's Friend
Christopher Morley
Bob Zany
Magician Doctor
Ed Yeager
Guest
Robin Leach
Steve Saucedo
Arnold
Kenzie Caplan
Howard David
Bar Patron
Delana Michaels
Annie Abbott
Lady #1
Stephen Taylor Knott
Sara Rue
Teenage Roseanne
Barry Cutler
Florence Sundstrom
Patricia Van Ingen
Byron Batista
Teresa Barnwell
Hillary Clinton
Callan Farris
Kazim
Janet Rotblatt
Allen Covert
Man #1
Julianne Michelle
Steve Kramer
Roger's Father
Albert Potash
Thug Customer
Leslie Upson
David Michaels
Steven Seagal
Myah Dillard
Janellen Steininger
Younger Beverly
Annette Washington
Female Customer
Elda Lopez
Toran Caudell
The Chanel Twins
David Quittman
1st Kid
Krystee Clark
Cindy
Travis Kisgen
2nd Kid
Katie Bell
Little Roseanne
Diana Theodore
Benjamin Kimball Smith
Trick-or-Treater
Bradley Joseph
Brian Levinson
Adrian Pearson
Brady Bluhm
Nizhoni Hill
Jenny Lewis
Diane
Ann Wedgeworth
Tom Wright
Phil Green
John Marshall Jones
Madge Sinclair
Muriel Johnston
Alan Blumenfeld
Zack
Cleavant Derricks
David Wohl
Geoff
J.J. Johnston
Jay Bryant
Troy W. Slaten
Martin
Harper Roisman
Joe Foster
Paco Vela
Emilio Herrara
Eda Zahl
Mrs. Tubor
Glenn Shadix
Christian Jacobs
Andrew
Justin Dana
Matthew
Peter Smith
Diane Dorsey
Barbara Billingsley
Self - June Cleaver, TV Mom #1
Alley Mills
Self - Norma Arnold, TV Mom #4
Pat Crowley
Self - Joan Nash, TV Mom #5
Jean Speegle Howard
Irene Cornelli
Isabel Sanford
Self - Louise Jefferson, TV Mom #3
Eric Christmas
Psychiatrist
Tony James
Stomp Performer
Jack Murdock
Skip Cornelli
Dean Testerman
AA Sponsor
Darin Mangan
Dancer
Robert Kessler
Steven Dean Davis
Cafe Stomp Performer
Romie Talton
Colin Powell, Mose's son
Tammy Perks
Wife at Marriage Counselor
Marlo Thomas
Tina Beige
Eric Dane
Bellhop
Joanna Lumley
Patsy Stone
Jennifer Saunders
Edina Monsoon
Tony Curtis
Hal
Erick Avari
Prince's Assistant
Dina Merrill
Doris
Moon Unit Zappa
Carol
Hillary Tuck
Kiki
Jim J. Bullock
Amzie Strickland
Agnes
Dana Gould
Chip
Jonathan Mangum
Flip
Tammy Faye Bakker
Make-up Lady
Matt Nolan
Busboy
Craig Shoemaker
Phil
Arianna Huffington
Estree Longet
Jeff Williams
Dr.Rucker
Warren Sroka
Todd Oldham
Christy Martin
Christy
Sharon Omi
Seaweed Girl
Paul Kiernan
Jonathan Emerson
The Yoga Instructor
Ernest Harada
May Quigley
Jana Robbins
Dr. Walker
Andrea Marcellus
Spa Patron
Verne Lundquist
Grinnell Morris
Skip
Frank Ryan
Dr. Frank Ryan
Lance Patrick
Hans the Hare student
Ronald E. House
Werner
Susan Knight
Randall Arney
Bob Pepper
Lounge Patron
Philip Nolen
Karl
Midori Meyer
Dot-Marie Jones
Black Widow
Spice Williams-Crosby
Cincinnatti Patti
Richard Paul
Rayford Barnes
Golf Course Manager
Kit Pongetti
Ticket Taker
Faith Minton
Wrestler
Richard Derby Attwill
Barnes
Ted Christino
Touristuncredited
Karis K. Christensen
Danceruncredited
Jim Durham
Basketball announceruncredited
Joy Christino
Larry Blackman
Store Clerkuncredited
Cher
Cheruncredited
Chris Tucker
Selfuncredited
Christina Pickles
Perfume Counter Saleswomanuncredited
John Getz
John Hale (TV Reporter)uncredited
Bruce Willis
Bruce Willisuncredited
Steve Bernie
Mall PA Announceruncredited
Stevie Sterling
Stripperuncredited
Leonardo DiCaprio
Darlene's Classmateuncredited
Bob Hope
Bob Hopeuncredited
David Moskowitz
Casino Guestuncredited
Mark Taormino
Party Guestuncredited
Paul LeClair
Wedding Guestuncredited
Sean Christiansen
Party Goeruncredited
Bob Courts
Linda Lang
Shirley Lang
Neil Patrick Harris
Dr. Doogie Howseruncredited
Danny Sheridan
Hank the Bass Playeruncredited
Yvonne Zima
Girl in Lunch Boxuncredited
Chris Farley
Man in Clothing Storeuncredited
Fabio
Fabiouncredited
Genie Francis
Laura Spenceruncredited
Anthony Geary
Luke Spenceruncredited
Dweezil Zappa
Guitaristuncredited
Bill Blair
Lunch Box Patronuncredited
Jesco White
Dan's Clog-Dancing Cousinuncredited
Ellis Williams
Manuncredited
Neil Funk
Tina Louise
Roseanneuncredited
Milton Berle
Transvestite at Weddinguncredited
Don Swayze
Guest Staruncredited
Dawn Wells
Darleneuncredited
William Schallert
Martin Laneuncredited
Russell Johnson
Markuncredited
Bob Denver
Jackieuncredited
Ed McMahon
Ed McMahonuncredited
Sherwood Schwartz
Sherwood Schwartzuncredited
Dave Mallow
Radio Announceruncredited
Tera Hendrickson
Trippy Danceruncredited
Michael J. Rosenberg
uncredited
Edward Asner
Lou Grantuncredited
Mike Tyson
Mike Tysonuncredited
Tiny Tim
Ukulele Teacheruncredited
Jamie Harrold
Room Service Waiteruncredited
Don King
Don Kinguncredited
Johnny Meyer
Amusement park workeruncredited
Lynnanne Zager
911 Operatoruncredited
Scott Hamilton
Scott Hamiltonuncredited
Peggy Mannix
Woman on Planeuncredited
Sarah Krasner
Todd Oldman's Fashion Modeluncredited
Laura Gail
Amusment Park Workeruncredited
David Mendenhall
Clerkuncredited
Kevin Marshall Brady
Party Hostuncredited
Krystian Alexander Lyttle
Mark's Classmateuncredited
David Lewis
Idiot Frienduncredited