The Onion (2007) | Todos os episódios
1
As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting the Fat Vote
Data de estreia: 22 de Jan de 2007
2
Bush Calls Up Civil War Reenactors for Duty in Iraq
Data de estreia: 27 de Mar de 2007
3
A Friend's Cancer: Good for Your Health?
Data de estreia: 3 de Abr de 2007
4
In the Know: The US Moat
Data de estreia: 17 de Abr de 2007
5
In the Know: Do You Remember Life Before the Segway?
Data de estreia: 26 de Abr de 2007
6
Report: 70 Percent of All Praise Sarcastic
Data de estreia: 1 de Mai de 2007
7
Gap Unveils New 'For Kids by Kids' Clothing Line
Data de estreia: 8 de Mai de 2007
8
High School Seniors May Be Unprepared for College Level Drinking
Data de estreia: 17 de Mai de 2007
9
Being a Detective Who Talks to Ghosts Not as Exciting as It Looks on TV
Data de estreia: 24 de Mai de 2007
10
In the Know: War on Terror
Data de estreia: 24 de Mai de 2007
11
Al-Qaeda Also Fed Up with Ground Zero Construction Delays
Data de estreia: 29 de Mai de 2007
12
In the Know: America Braces for New Wayans Brothers Movie
Data de estreia: 7 de Jun de 2007
13
Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's
Data de estreia: 12 de Jun de 2007
14
Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb
Data de estreia: 19 de Jun de 2007
15
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan to Bring Moon to North Korea
Data de estreia: 21 de Jun de 2007
16
Tired of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'
Data de estreia: 26 de Jun de 2007
17
Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Childcare Overseas
Data de estreia: 3 de Jul de 2007
18
Live from Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo
Data de estreia: 5 de Jul de 2007
19
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Data de estreia: 10 de Jul de 2007
20
U.S. Department of Lost and Found: We Found Your Flip Flop
Data de estreia: 12 de Jul de 2007
21
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful to Monkeys
Data de estreia: 17 de Jul de 2007
22
In the Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?
Data de estreia: 19 de Jul de 2007
23
TIME Releases Annual List of Least Influential Americans
Data de estreia: 24 de Jul de 2007
24
Nation of Andorra Not in Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports
Data de estreia: 26 de Jul de 2007
25
Live from Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls for a Ladies' Night Out
Data de estreia: 2 de Ago de 2007
26
In the Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?
Data de estreia: 9 de Ago de 2007
27
In the Know: Candidates Compete for Vital Idgit Vote
Data de estreia: 16 de Ago de 2007
28
World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
Data de estreia: 21 de Ago de 2007
29
Live from Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill of 2007
Data de estreia: 23 de Ago de 2007
30
Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead
Data de estreia: 28 de Ago de 2007
31
In the Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind the Super-Rich?
Data de estreia: 6 de Set de 2007
32
In the Know: Should Americans Return to a Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?
Data de estreia: 13 de Set de 2007
33
Domestic Abuse No Longer an Issue, Say Bruised Female Researchers
Data de estreia: 18 de Set de 2007
34
In the Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great in Iraf'
Data de estreia: 20 de Set de 2007
35
African-American Boycott of LL Bean Enters 80th Year
Data de estreia: 25 de Set de 2007
36
In the Know: Situation in Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
Data de estreia: 27 de Set de 2007
37
Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda with Patriotic New Song 'Bomb New York'
Data de estreia: 2 de Out de 2007
38
Use of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career
Data de estreia: 9 de Out de 2007
39
Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
Data de estreia: 11 de Out de 2007
40
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Data de estreia: 16 de Out de 2007
41
In the Know: Is the Government Spying on Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?
Data de estreia: 18 de Out de 2007
42
Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims of Imminent Dam Disaster
Data de estreia: 23 de Out de 2007
43
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
Data de estreia: 30 de Out de 2007
44
Christian Charity Raising Money to Feed Non-Gay Famine Victims
Data de estreia: 1 de Nov de 2007
45
Messages from Our Troops to the Families They Can Barely Remember
Data de estreia: 8 de Nov de 2007
46
Controversial Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans are Fake
Data de estreia: 11 de Nov de 2007
47
Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks to Heart Stolen from Dead Man
Data de estreia: 13 de Nov de 2007
48
How Can We Raise Awareness in Darfur of How Much We're Doing for Them?
Data de estreia: 15 de Nov de 2007
49
Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition of Sitting Around at Airport
Data de estreia: 20 de Nov de 2007
50
Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule by Swimming with Shirt On
Data de estreia: 27 de Nov de 2007