Director
Terry Hughes
DIRECTOR
Robert Berlinger
James Burrows
Stars (in credits order)
John Lithgow
Dr. Dick Solomon
Jane Curtin
Dr. Mary Albright
Kristen Johnston
Sally Solomon
French Stewart
Harry Solomon
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tommy Solomon
Simbi Kali
Nina
Elmarie Wendel
Mrs. Dubcek
Wayne Knight
Officer Don
Ian Lithgow
Leon
David DeLuise
Bug
Danielle Nicolet
Caryn
Chris Hogan
Pitman
Ileen Getz
Judith
Shay Astar
August
Larisa Oleynik
Alissa Strudwick
Ron West
Dr. Strudwick
Jan Hooks
Vicki
Chad Einbinder
Rico
John Platt
Man
Marianne Muellerleile
Lucy
Blake Soper
Elman
Michael Milhoan
Coach
William Shatner
The Big Giant Head
Richard McGonagle
Dr. Howard
Steve Larson
Larry
Jim Beaver
Happy Doug
John A. Huoy
John D'Aquino
Mr. Randell
Bruce Ed Morrow
Father Rice
Jennifer Rhodes
Mrs. Sumner
Justin Urich
Romano
John Cleese
Dr. Liam Neesam
Nancy Yee
Mrs. DeGuzman
Chip Chinery
Guy
Jim O'Doherty
Clem
Christine Zander
Laurie Metcalf
Jennifer Ravelli
Pat Finn
Chaz Montana
Chyna
Janice
Ana Gasteyer
Harry Morgan
Professor Suter
Jill Matson-Sachoff
Ginger
Shane Powers
Dee Freeman
Waitress
Jeff Doucette
Chet
Dan Gilvezan
Disc Jockey
Marijane Cole
Lady on Phone
Rex Linn
Chuck
Mike Ditka
Coach Mafferty
Dennis Rodman
Elaine Stritch
Martha Albright
Sam Lloyd
Eddie
George Grizzard
George Albright
Carlos Jacott
Dr. Schulman
Phil Hartman
Phillip
Teresa Tudury
Connie
Jason Carter
Seth
Maurice Godin
Marty
Bodhi Elfman
Clerk
Nicolas Coster
Chancellor Stevens
Richard Fancy
Judge DeBelko
Spencer Vrooman
Dukes
Peter Jurasik
Principal Greschner
Kevin Ruf
New Father
Kim Johnston Ulrich
Dorothy Strudwick
Jim Pirri
Antonio
Kevin Scannell
Dr. Goldberg
John Aylward
Chancellor
Brenda Strong
Miss Frost
Terry Rhoads
Bill
Tim Haldeman
Mr. Kraft
Lane Davies
Chancellor Duncan
Brian Palermo
Mr. Barnes
Bill Chott
Cable Guy
Jonathan Palmer
Guest #1
Anna Slotky
Cheryl
Patrick Kerr
Irving
Wendy Philpott
Jena
Paul Hayes
King
Lori Hall
Assistant
Eddie Allen
Dr. Bankson
Bart McCarthy
Grouch
Brynn Hartman
Venusian #1
Beverly Johnson
Prell
Irina Pantaeva
Gabriella
Angie Everhart
Chloe
Cindy Crawford
Mascha
Douglas Maida
Voice On Loudspeaker
Laura Wernette
Tasha
Angell Conwell
Girl #1
Roseanne Barr
Janet
Jade Harlow
Student #4
Randy Newman
Scott Torrence
Student #1
Shiloh Strong
Student #2
Paul Connor
Student #3
Lauren Graham
Laurie
Marla Sokoloff
Dina
George Takei
Mike Starr
Frank Muller
Victor Raider-Wexler
Janitor
Sydney Berry
Melanie
Ed Begley Jr.
Jeff
Bronson Pinchot
Roy Albright
Carole Davis
Aviana
Tim Bagley
Frank
Tom Towles
Dale
Lois Foraker
Patty Muller
Whitney Rydbeck
Mr. Kersey
Brady McGuire
Toddler
Rachel Davies
Flora
Henry Woronicz
Mr. St. Clair
Rochelle Robinson
Leslie Lunceford
Katherine LaNasa
Kate
Jim O'Heir
Walt
Laraine Newman
Candace
Jim Meskimen
Alan
Maria Cina
Onya
Elayn J. Taylor
Teacher #1
Robert Knott
Ellis
Sean McGuire
Wayne Thomas Yorke
Best Man
Mark Pitta
Joe Baggadonuts
Larry Sousa
Valet
Christine Baranski
Sonja Umdahl
Nancy Lenehan
Mrs. St. Clair
Linda Kash
Margie
Whitney Dupree
Girl #2
Larry Miller
Garvin
Miriam Flynn
Suzie Martin
Marcus T. Paulk
Jimmy
Everett Greenbaum
Norman
Trisha Debski
Wendy
Bob Odenkirk
Gary
Curtis Armstrong
Ken Fretts
Kurtwood Smith
Jacob
Kevin Nealon
Dennis Caslow
Janet Carroll
Mrs. Runquist
Megan Mullally
Renata Albright
Enrico Colantoni
Frankie
Genie Francis
Gwen
Matt Battaglia
Bryce Canyon
Michael McShane
Phil
Will Friedle
Stan
Charles Rocket
Gary Hemmings
Harry Groener
Dr. Breen
Jean St. James
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Bartender
Burke Moses
Glenn
Karen Constantine
Woman
Jane Galloway
Dr. Blumfeld
Steven M. Gagnon
Cop
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Jeff's Brother
Artie Anderson
Brad
Hubert Hodgin
Clerk #1
Tim Pulice
Guy in Line
Pat Lach
Mother
Philip Baker Hall
President Dewey
Julia Sweeney
Patty
Cathrine Grace
Veronica
John Benjamin Hickey
Rick
Ed Gale
Oscar
Scott Klace
Mark
Jerry Lambert
Shop Owner
Miles Marsico
Freddy
Fred Pinkard
Louis
William Mesnik
Maitre d'
Susan Ruttan
Cathy
Dennis Cockrum
Colonel Pinkham
Anthony Tyler Quinn
Sam 'The Butcher' Marchetti
Joel McCrary
George
Jim Jansen
Mr. Gindek
Elsa Raven
Aunt Florence
Sara Ballantine
Mrs. Wheeler
Aaron Lustig
Dr. Severson
Jeff Austin
Doctor
Alan Cumming
Angus 'The Hole' McDuff
Jonathan Frakes
Brent Sexton
Duke
Michael Dempsey
Security Guard
R. Brandon Johnson
LJ
Ever Carradine
Mark McKinney
Amy Hill
Rita
Steve Paymer
Mr. Spurndle
Derk Cheetwood
Junior
Mindy Spence
Sam
David Brisbin
Professor Brandon
Shad Hart
Bucky
Tara Strong
Exercise Lady
Paxton Whitehead
Dr. Menard
Lisa Kaminir
Margueritte
Charlotte Booker
Grace
Katie Layman
Muriel
Patrick Thomas
Customer #1
David Goetsch
Leaflet Guy
Lance Davis
Clerk #2
Tom Jourden
Merrick Deamon
Joy Stevens
Beautiful Girl
Peter Krause
Peter Connelly
Curtis Andersen
Dougy
David Bickford
Professor #1
Shayne Benton
Kevin
Jodi Johnson
Young Mary
Sonya Eddy
Ticket Taker
Peggy Miley
The Columbian
Obi Ndefo
Eric
Jack Salvatore Jr.
Roy
Arturo Gil
Lars
Ken Thorley
Artie
Suanne Spoke
Bibi
Denise Poirier
Judy
Rebecca Roy
John Bennett Perry
Hamilton Bell
Jack Carter
Uncle Abe
Phil Reeves
Mr. Mora
Steve Witting
Ted
Madison Mason
Mr. Jack Wallencott
Matt McKenzie
Mr. Wheeler
Rick Hall
Limo Driver
Ron Fassler
Auctioneer
Donna Ponterotto
Susan Ilene Johnson
Linda
Olivia d'Abo
Andrea
Darrell Hammond
Heidi Mark
Miranda
Tammy Dahlstrom
Bob Morrisey
Mr. Malone
Trisha Simmons
T.V. Reporter #1
Larry Cox
Taylor
Paul Kim Jr.
Kwan
Richard Livingston
Dr. Hallstrom
Renee Raudman
Amber
Andrea Hutchman
Christie
Sean Gunn
Attendant
Stephanie Erb
Ellen
Bob Clendenin
Man #1
Francis Guinan
Jedediah
Scott Cervine
Magician
Marc Goldsmith
Eric Thomas Weaver
Jim
Jane Lynch
Ms. Koppel
Danny Strong
Aramis
Martha Stewart
Kimberly Scott
Emily
Richard Roat
Dr. Byron
Ken Magee
Policeman Joe
Tom Simmons
Peter
Don Dowe
Drunk
Carolyn Pemberton Hoover
Customer #2
Nancy Armstrong
Female Necker
Yoshihisa Kuwayama
Chef
Scooter Stephan
Linda Cardellini
Lorna
Rif Hutton
Bookstore Guy
J.J. Rodgers
Bambi
Robert Lyon Rasner
Timothy
Jacee Jule
Instructor
Lee Ryan
Minister
J.P. Manoux
Kathleen Garrett
Celia
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Lester
Sid Newman
Phelps
Elizabeth Anne Smith
Tina
Audrey Kissel
Angela
Frank Clem
Waiter
Andrew Ducote
Todd
John Valdetero
Giganticus
Bryan Cranston
Neil
Christine Lakin
Michelle
Jonathan Nichols
Andrea C. Robinson
Mrs. Milly Wallencott
Victoria Kelleher
Bob Bancroft
Father Matthew
Melissa Egan
Nellie
Lindsey McKeon
Tiffany
Francis X. McCarthy
President
Louan Gideon
Saleswoman
Maggie Lacey
Christina
Jilana Stewart
Cindy
Lisa K. Wyatt
Hannah
Steve Bean
Christopher Carroll
Justice of the Peace
Shanee Edwards
Meagen Fay
Annabet
Stan Cahill
Michael
Darcas Macopson
Biff
Andrea Speyer
Claire Volk
Marnette Patterson
Volleyball Girl
Dick Martin
Ben Littmeyer
J.J. Cohen
Lorna Scott
Mrs. Walters
William Bogert
Dean Sumner
Andrew Hill Newman
DMV Agent
Steven M. Porter
Roger
Trevor Bullock
Porthos
Darlene Kardon
Old Woman
David Dunard
Mechanic
Thomas Bankowski
Protestor
Skye McKenzie
Last Customer
Jocelyn Harris
Restaurant Patron
Emile Hirsch
Punk
Nicki Aycox
Alyson
Raye Birk
Jeweler
David Chandler
Mr. Wexler
Jack Hallett
Jury Foreman
James Ingersoll
Mr. Patterson
India Dupré
Frank Kopyc
Charlie
Laurence York
Ron
Michael Cervin
Reporter
Gloria LeRoy
Dolores
Jorge Luis Abreu
Alex Alexander
Alex Kubik
Counterman
Barbara Lee Bragg
Karen
Doug Appleoff
Chad
Aaron Paul
Student
Diane Delano
Lorraine
Courtney Peldon
Janine
Philip Bolden
Ben
John Balma
Eames
Christopher Neiman
Caleb
William Bassett
Bernard
Sally Ann Brooks
Verna
Jane Morris
Mrs. Goltra
Brian Dunkleman
Pizza Guy
Miguel Ferrer
Jack McManus
Ray Baker
Mr. Demarmel
Tom Kiesche
Large Man
Jerry Hauck
Jim Hanna
Tourist #1
David A. Kimball
Vice President
Cheryl Carter
Customer
Theresa Mulligan
Triple A Lady
Larry Udy
Bailiff
Alastair Surprise
Joel
Franc Ross
Man #2
Danielle Weeks
Prudence
Joshua Minnick
Ray Proscia
Mugger
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Christine
Benjamin King
Man In Bar
John Patrick White
Victor
Wendy Schenker
Susan Leslie
Kissing Woman
D. Elliot Woods
Doctor Ladypart
Mailon Rivera
Campus Cop
Tami Tappan Damiano
Barbara
Adam Consolo
Classmate
Mark Bedard
Naked Guy
Peggy Billo
Mrs. Hartzinger
Leigh McCloskey
Matthew
Patricia Bethune
Teacher
Mary-Pat Green
Diane
Lise Simms
Gabby
James Wellington
Borskey
Sam Chew Jr.
Tom Ayers
Bill Lee Brown
Susanne Wright
Paige Segal
Princess
Christopher Holloway
Stage Manager
Tim Truby
Dr. Talbert
Erika Christensen
Brianna
Karen Austin
Anita
Carol Mansell
Mrs. Smith
Amanda Carlin
Teresa Parente
Dahlia
Eugene Elman
David Combs
Dr. Harris
Jourdain Chapdelaine
Perky Idiot #1
Brynn Harris
Woman #1
Dina Bennett
Lily
David Hasselhoff
Dr. Lasker
Eric Jungmann
Jerry
David Chisum
Chip Caswell
E.J. Callahan
Sid
Jeanine Jackson
Claire
Mike Grief
Riff
Larry Dorf
Amy Smallman
Nurse
Sean Masterson
Justin
Cesar Herrera
Manolito
Gil Christner
Carl
Sherry C. Brown
Splendida
Bonita Friedericy
Tourist #2
Pat Crawford Brown
Mrs. Larson
Jeanette O'Connor
Housewife
Anthony Holiday
Bodyguard
Ashlynn Rose
Kid
Armand Reiser
Spectator
Steven Pierce
Executive
Faye Barge
Check-out Girl
Joe Humphries
Student #5
Daniel Kountz
Lindsey Haun
Lisa
Lance E. Nichols
Security Salesman
Gigi Bermingham
Singing Trucker
Heather McPhaul
Mrs. Duvall
Jan Claire
Nurse Wounds
Peggy Mannix
Charity Women
Matthew Mahaney
Fan #1
Craig Olsen
Drag Queen
Robert Lynch
Doug
Mark Burnham
Cooper
Gary Carlos Cervantes
Marcy Goldman
Joyce Guy
Darlene Levin
Darlene
Richard Karron
John Maynard
John Craig
Lewis Saunders
I.N.S. Man
Glen-Bob Sweet
Hobo
Dave Allen
Arthur
Lesley Fera
Woman #2
Jordan Brower
Steve
Tangie Ambrose
Shireen Crutchfield
Kirsta
Shonda Whipple
Perky Idiot #2
Dorian Frankel
John Hillner
Jim Jackman
Venetta
Susan Bjurman
Mrs. Guthridge
Nancy Becker-Kennedy
Billnitzer
John Webber
Diner
Mariah Nunn
Jacquie
Mandy Vejar
Velma
Emily Osment
Julie Claire
Jenny
Jake Thomas
Dorian Gregory
Byron
Jacqueline Torres
Mrs. Manolito
Melissa Greenspan
The Maid
Bernard Kates
Ronald
Jim Maniaci
Raff
Mark Ankeny
Husband
Jack Kutcher
Chester
Mendi Segal
Man's Voice
Kelly Sells
Lounge Person
Richard Belzer
Irene White
Tourist #3
Jeff Lewis
Young Man
Michelle Anne Johnson
Receptionist
Jamie Kaler
Delivery Man
Elvis Costello
Sharon Madden
Guest #2
Lily Knight
Nurse Turner
J. Patrick McCormack
Victor's Dad
Robert Arce
Nutty Guy
Eric Saiet
Pleasant Man
Laurel Green
Moviegoer
Michael McCarty
Santa Claus
Martin Hilton
Kristin Morley
Jane Gordon
Mrs. Greenstein
Craig Tolliver
Brian Carr
Fan #2
Mark Hamill
Self
Greg Proops
Yasmine
Maureen Sue Levin
Maureen
David Kirkwood
Yellin' Joe Slocum
Linde Gibb
Larry De Russy
Schiffy
Josh Ekblom
Benvolio
Amy Ball
Gretchen
Marguerite Moreau
Tina Emory
Lawrence A. Mandley
Carlos
Ruth de Sosa
Laura
Carey Eidel
Joseph G. Medalis
Cynthia Gravinese
Scott Dicken
David
George Oliver Hale
Guy #1
Billy Connolly
Inspector Macaffery
Max Baker
Johann
Alexander Folk
Jack
Rick Cramer
Stenstrom
Cynthia Frost
Aunt Sylvia
Chuck Roy
Ned
Brookinaires Gospel Choir
Themselves
Regan Burns
Jeff Asch
Client #1
Naomi Judd
Frances Randell
Riley Weston
Angela Robinson Witherspoon
Voter #2
Harry S. Murphy
Professor
James Grace
Fan #3
Karl Hamann
Ken S. Polk
Santa #2
Steve Viall
Male Necker
Jonathan Everett Lewis
Joe Bays
Foster
Lauren Tuerk
Ms. Piazza
Stephen Wilens
Painter
Dublin James
Vinny
Christopher Liam Moore
Diana Castle
Taylor Emerson
Ronnie
Paul DiMeo
Guy #2
Andrea Harper
Kathy Bates
Charlotte Everly
John Eric Bentley
David Youse
Tracy Morgan
Lee Shackelford
Kathryn Joosten
Cafeterial Lady
Linda Dangcil
Michael Adler
Handler
Jack Lindine
Santa #3
Tatum Shank
Football Player
Steven R. Barnett
Cable Man
Winifred Freedman
Suzette
Bill Irwin
Pickles
Michael DeLuise
Paulie
Roger Hewlett
Security Guard #1
Andrea Walters
Mom
Mimi Cozzens
Hamilton
Ginny McMath
John Mahoney
Dr. Leonard Hanlin
John Raitt
Trucker Gil
Ed Evanko
Homeowner
Cliff Bernay
Assistant Coach
Layne Beamer
Jace
Brian Jacobs
Handler #1
Damon Chandler
Attorney #1
Peter DeLuise
Wayne Pére
Jonesy
Al Foster
Security Guard #2
Michael Ensign
Fordham
Jason Horst
Jason
John Henry Kurtz
Commercial Voice
Sean Moran
Ernie
Kyle Colerider-Krugh
Elroy
Stephen Rockwell
Attorney #5
Dom DeLuise
Mr. Polone
Greg Gumbel
Van Epperson
Al Franken
Frank Gansmiller
George Hertzberg
Mary Portser
Attorney #6
Lindsey Fields
Louise
Marvin Braverman
Izzy
Kim Robillard
Howard
Amy Arnelle
Marie
Jim Childs
Highschool Kid
Chris Moss
Dancer
Scott Cranford
Heather S. Michaels
Dr. Aster
James Earl Jones
Narratoruncredited
Mike Schiff
Dance Judge #1uncredited
Greg Bronson
Dinner Guestuncredited
Travis James Pate
Coffee shop guyuncredited
Jay Leno
Jay Lenouncredited
Elizabeth Carder
Homeless Womenuncredited
George Adams
Mall Shopperuncredited
Coleman McClary
Bookish Patronuncredited
Neill Calabro
Gansmiller's Photographeruncredited
David Banuelos
Sally's Customeruncredited
Kevin P. Farley
Jehovah's Witnessuncredited
Alex Nevil
Delivery Guyuncredited
Brandi Brown
Professor #2uncredited
Ryan O'Quinn
Tybaltuncredited
Rebecca Grant
Harry's Dream Dateuncredited
Matthew Fonda
Professor #3uncredited
Don Gettinger
Professor #4uncredited
Barry Casey II
Travisuncredited
Sharlene Ruffino Weimer
Flight Attendantuncredited
Matt Sergott
Window Cleaning Danceruncredited
Rakefet Abergel
Carnival Guestuncredited
Bob Glouberman
Neighboruncredited
Andrew Patrick Ralston
Dr. Solomon's Studentuncredited
Sam Arnold
Restaurant Patron (Stephen)uncredited
Jennifer Lee Keyes
Venutian Girluncredited
Marla Frees
Computeruncredited
Danilo Mancinelli
Basketball Playeruncredited
Ron Roggé
Shopperuncredited
Sean Christopher
Justin Root
Prom Dateuncredited
Allie McCall
Girl Scoutuncredited
Douglas Robert Jackson
Douglasuncredited
Chekesha Van Putten
Danceruncredited
Bill Martin
Dance Judge #2uncredited
Alex Kalognomos
Greek Waiteruncredited
Brad Bartlett
Mrs. Dubcek's Dance Partneruncredited
Steve Watkins
Extrauncredited
Deek McNeill
Officer Philuncredited
John R. Duncan
Audience memberuncredited
Brett Shady
Studentuncredited